I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
men are fucking incredible
Oh sky cake
You’ve got an awfully kissable mouth.
--F. Scott Fitzgerald (via flawedlovabletaylor)
why want the d when you can have the p
My mom just guessed what this means and said “does it mean why have the dairy when you can have the pizza? Or why have the dick when you can have the penis? CHARLOTTE SPEAK. JUST TELL ME”
For the love of all that is holy please make this viral.
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
Cashier:*dies at register*
Customer:are you open
Scenes from up North. Glacier National Park and Kootenai Falls.